They bathed me. They made me wet. The bath itself? Fine, sure, whatever. It amused everyone well enough. But then I was wet. They bathed me. That was NOT awesome. What did they think they were doing? What happened to cats having dignity? (What dignity? you say. MY dignity! I had scads of it before this!)
I don't have any dignity anymore, do I? I think I'm in shock. I've been stripped of my dignity. I didn't deserve this! I only got into some gross X-ray stuff, but honest, I didn't deserve it.
Well... I am much smaller without my hair. Maybe this means that the Diet can cease?
With a great amount of sorrow and grief,
Simon
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