Monday, November 29, 2010

That's How the Cookie Crumbles

Greetings.


This is Cookie, guest blogging for Simon. Simon asked me to blog for him today-- I have to assume because I'm cuter than he is and will attract more traffic to the blog-- so here I am, me, the wiliest usurper ever! Jake will probably be doing a guest post at some point in the future too, but his post obviously won't be as incredible as mine.

Anyway, we finally managed to get them to take down the curtains upstairs. After tearing them down so many times, it's only right that they would finally get the idea that we didn't want them there. I think that it really lifts the mood in the room, which is this entertainment department's main goal, after all. (Well, honestly, the main goal is getting the 'nip, but entertainment and lifting the mood are a close second. Maybe. Okay, not really, but Simon likes to meow about it like it is. Honestly, that's all he ever does. Talk talk talk. :P)

Other than that, not much is new in cool!cat-land. We've been sticking to the tried and true classics lately-- being adorable by sleeping in the same bed, batting at things despite how it wounds our dignity, &c. Simon's been teaching me, though, so maybe someday soon we'll do something big and get something cool for it. Simon always manages to make his tricks result in getting us something cool, like the fleece for the couch upstairs, or more 'nip. You know, people, Christmas is coming up and I'd really like more toys.... Or treats, or 'nip, for that matter.

Because we are the original cool cats. We are the best at what we do. And that's just how the cookie crumbles.

Hugs and kisses,
Cookie

Monday, November 15, 2010

The latest news in SimonLand!

The current belief is that cuteness will prevail as often as badness in the entertainment department, so Cookie and I have been trying to concentrate our efforts in that area for now (so the badness will surprise them later!).

Some of our efforts required coercing Jake to helping us (also known as Simon, the buggy, not-awesome version 1.0, or the Other!Simon). It was an epic time of epic cuteness, and we did well, staging it just so that people would see us but not think that it was actually staged for their benefit. I go to so much work for these people, and do they ever compliment me or give me the 'nip? Well, sometimes, but generally, NO!


Then, Cookie did her part by displaying the tried and true "Cat in Box" pose. The "awws" were astounding; good response to the newcomer! I may be able to take a vacation this year if she keeps doing my job for me. Having help is almost as awesome as being the one and only King of Badness.


That's all for now, folks. Stay tuned for more tails of Epicness and Awesome.

Yours forever,
Simon