This is not me. I am not quite so undignified as this. No creature worth the time taken to photograph him would roll over and pose like this. Not without a pretty good award offered. Like some of the 'nip. Mmm... 'nip....
This is DEFINITELY not me. If you think this is me, I fear for your sanity. This is a dog. I am not a dog. I am superior to a dog. I am about fifty thousand times better than a dog. Fifty million times better than a dog. Fifty trillion times better than a dog. Because I am a cat.
This is me. I'm Simon. As you can probably tell, I'm a little long-suffering, here. I have a lot to suffer for. I live in a veterinary clinic-- where all the cats hate to go, I live. More than live, I thrive. I run the place! Okay, maybe that's an exaggeration, but I am pretty awesome. Just look at me. I am a handsome fella. But given the trials and tribulations that I face while running this place's entertainment division (consisting of, well, me), I've gotta have an outlet. That's you people. Don't you feel privileged? So this blog is going to be devoted all to me and my life and the things that I do, because I'm just that awesome and you've really gotta hear all about me! You'll hear it, you'll see it, you'll know it-- straight from the cat's mouth, you'll know What's Happening in entertainment at Crossroads Veterinary Clinic! I just hope that you can handle the truth.
Because this is gonna be epic. This is gonna be big. This is gonna be me, 24/7. Doin' stuff.
Until next time,
Simon
