Thursday, April 14, 2011

Picasso!Cat, Coming Your Way

Dear peeps:

This is your friendly neighborhood Picasso speaking. Yes, that's right. I am both a Bad Cat and a Picasso. I'm very skilled indeed. I enjoy many hobbies and am good at all of them.


Isn't it pretty? I think that the fall of the white tissue suggests a kind of energy, mischievous and devilish. My unbiased eye thinks that it's the best artwork I have ever seen. It's frankly awesome. I, of course, speak from experience, as nothing is more awesome than I.

Feel free to rate my art. The scale is from 5 to 5. Any variance beyond that is unnecessary.

With respect,
yours,
Simon

Monday, April 4, 2011

The Days of Simonic Fun

O People, I love you all heartily. I love you all very, very much. My life is awesome and the world is awesome and I am awesome and... WHEEE!!!!

The spinning makes my eyes shiny. Do you realize how much fun it is to make people spin me around in circles in the garbage can lid? Everyone should do it. It could only be made better with application of the 'nip.

...Why do I have "You Spin Me Round" by Dead or Alive stuck in my head now?


Look at me. Adore me. Because I am cute, awesome, and great. ...WHEEEEEE!

Yours most sincerely,
Simon