Back, From Beyond Cyberspace

I come to you from beyond cyberspace to bring you more of me! It's been so hard to get away from these people-- you can't possibly believe how difficult it is to bring good entertainment! Constantly, 24/7, it's, "Let me pet you, Simon!" and "Here's the laser pointer, Simon!" and "Have some ramen, Simon!" Admittedly, none of these things are exactly bad, but when they make it into such work....

This is my latest (but by no means) greatest achievement: the Ramen Disaster of 2010. We shall call it, "The Noodle Incident." Wait, that's been taken already... I am so much better than Hobbes....

Ahem, anyway, that was a fun weekend. See what I mean? Ramen is fun when they're not making you entertain them with it-- this was over the weekend. I had ramen all over the floor, but the pictures just didn't show enough detail, so I'll leave it up to your imagination. Trella, my Troll Doll, and I had loads of fun doing it. Ramen is tasty, especially uncooked.

More from me next week, when I will dazzle you with--

No, not my cuteness! How did that get there?! Do NOT compare this with my last post. I swore never to do that without just deserts!

Gah.

Until next time,
Simon