Hmph. My Court Archivist's poem has weird rhythm. How dare he make me an ode where the rhythm is all weird? I am NOT AMUSED. He must, obviously, try again, because I am too awesome to have a poem that is not perfect.In other news, I am very tired. I am a tired cat. I work very hard here, and people insist on writing bad poems about me! How dare they.
I need to come up with a new plan of bad. Something that will impress everyone. Something ode-worthy. But what? What could I do that would be that downright awesome?
Hmm.... I must scheme away and figure something out!
Adoringly yours,
Simon
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