It's Simon again-- no, no, stop crying. I know the joy is too much for you to handle, but please, try. You're embarrassing me. The last battle of the War of the Usurper has finally been won. (The Second Simon named it. Isn't he great?)The Battle of the Curtain will go down in feline history as one of the great battles. Cookie thought that she was just doing a corporate takeover, but didn't realize that she was getting a war for the history books.
I can hardly believe I've won. It's taken so long, and this blog was so neglected during the Reign of the Usurper. Jake did his best, but the struggles were sometimes too much for him, and getting permission from the Usurper to begin with was difficult. But we've prevailed. Our travail is finished; we're entering the Golden Age of Bad, where the humans will be happy and the cats will be naughty.
Okay, let's face it: it's gonna be freaking awesome.
Cheers,
Simon
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