In which I am two years old

On the 21st, I had an epically awesome birthday party, celebrating my birthday on that Sunday.

I had a kitty litter cake and now am 2. Which isn't old, no matter what the usurper says, the little brat! My presents included:

• A light-up ball

• A catnip squirrel

• And tissue paper wrapping

They're finally beginning to appreciate how awesome I am! They're giving me almost enough stuff! Overall, it was a good birthday. Now, to plan how to get more gifts....

Slyly yours,
Simon