Why is this happening to me?!?! It's so horrible! They keep getting more, other cats! Not as good cats! This is Felix. He sees fit to cuddle me. What kind of self-respecting cat cuddles? ANSWER: NONE. No self-respecting cat. Felix is HORRIBLE. I don't understand cats who aren't properly aloof, as cats should be. It's just so wrong!
Angrily yours,
Simon
