Who Stole the Cookie?

It seems like our short-term addition has become long-term. Trust me, I am not a pleased cat. She's too cute-- I just know that she's planning on stealing my job in the entertainment department! What exactly is she planning on? Mine is a one-cat department, not a two-cat department!

They're calling her "Cookie." That's such a stupid name. I can't believe what they're doing to me! I was doing my job perfectly, just going along, being my bad self, and then they get another cat! Don't they think I'm doing my job? Don't they think that I'm awesome. :(

...I wonder if I can let her outside when they're not looking.

Resentfully yours,

Simon